Inspired

I am stealing this idea from someone wonderful.

Things I Have Caught Myself Saying to my Cat:

• You are so much smarter than that (as he attacks his reflection in the mirror)
• You are crazy if you think you're going outside after sundown
• Chill out! You know you only get to eat twice a day
• Snuggle in (this is said often)
• Wipe your paws before you come in (he does)
• Tokes! Don't be weird
• I'm sorry I stepped on you, but you should know better than to swirl around my legs when I'm trying to cook. I'm not saying it's your fault, but.....
• Yes, it's still as cold as it was 5 minutes ago when you wanted to go out but realized it was too cold the first time.
• Bye buddy, I love you, have a good day! (every single morning)